Diplomats have Sex In The Bathroom!

A couple of German diplomats was caught having sex in the Lex building bathroom, in Brussels, Belgium, as the negotiations proceeded on the permanence of Great Britain in the European Union.

According to a source revealed to the Daily Mail site, "everyone was asking each other: 'Do you know who is?'." The same witness stated that, to confirm the nationality of the diplomats involved in the unusual incident, "Chancellor Angela Merkel will not be happy."

At least someone is happy.. :D