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The Energy of Masturbation!

You and what you to -  yes you do, don't denny it - can now be more productive.

This is for the "furious wrists" of the internet, many of whom are glued to Pornhub and ever keen to stay classy, they called their gizmo the ‘Wankband’.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring – and has urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband. The wrist-mounted gadget contains a kinetic charger that can be used to power up gadgets such as iPhones.

So brace yourselfs, energy fap*ing is coming..

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