Threw His Eye at Doctor!!

Edward Michael Dorsey was arrested over the weekend for hurling his glass eye at hospital staff after being asked not to remove it, according to WTSP.

"I can do whatever I feel like doing," the Largo, Fla., resident reportedly said before turning his eye ball into a fastball.

Dorsey, who just celebrated his 54th birthday last Thursday, had been taken into custody for domestic battery.

Before the long-haired cyclops was taken to jail, a doctor and nurse inspected him at Largo Medical Center's Indian Rocks Road campus.

Despite their warnings, Dorsey plucked out his peeper like a Floridian Odin, flinging it at his victims.